The Safety of Xavier Woods is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its public floggings, pith helmet sales, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, devout population of 4.512 billion Xavier Woodsians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 52.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Xavier Woodsian economy, worth 329 trillion bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 73,053 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign lack of enthusiasm for Xavier Woodsian nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, and seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xavier Woods's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Xavier Woods is ranked 146,144^th in the world and 8,112^th in Balder for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,095.4 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.